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@Tibarus -
The joke is that Garrosh is a huge, tempermental asshole, now that Thrall ‘released his fury.’ When you first meet Garrosh in Garadar, he does nothing but whine and mope. Thrall snaps him out of his blues, but now he’s an uncontrollable tyrant within the Horde. Thus, the girls are ‘preventing’ him from ever coming to power.
@Tibarus: They asked Nozdormu to send them back in time so they could prevent Garrosh from having as much impact in Azeroth as he has today (the slimy little bastard).
I FULLY AGREE WITH THIS COMIC AND USE OF EXALTED REPUTATION. ♥
I’m not as devoutly Horde as others, because of several things. But two of those biggest things are Garrosh Hellscream (and the way Blizz seems to be trying to make him the new Warchief) and the Royal Apothecary Society. I mean, I’m a big softy druid and venerate the circle of life (cue cheesy music), and the RAS’ New Plague tends to make me go, “you guys have done WHAT?”
If you don’t mind me asking, Cadistra, what’s your opinion on the RAS?
Between Fandral Staghelm and Garosh Hellscream, I can’t decide who is the bigger douchebag (<- a term I don’t use very often ^_^). However yes, Garosh does need a proper beating.
The expressions on both Thralls and Garosh’s faces as they get owned is priceless. Don’t get in the way of Kissless!
omgomgomgomgomg…while i do not like the fact that kissless just lait the smackdown on Thrall….i was very pleased with the dropkicking of Hellscream…and Cadistra….sometimes violence *is*the answer…and hellscreams been asking for it…*loveloveLOVE*the dropkick panel!!!
@Baenhoof – Thank you! I’m glad I’ve gotten better! o^_^o
@Sukugaru – The RAS is creepy and self-serving. It’s a bit awkward to know that Sylvanas, while part of the Horde, almost openly advertises the fact that she fully intends to wipe out all life as we know it. So, as a druid, especially – not a big fan of the RAC.
@Lykofos – YES. Fandral Staghelm is also just as big a douchebag as Garrosh, just in a different way. HATE that guy. >_< @Sankto – Panel all fixed! Thanks for pointing that out!
OH Kissless that Tin Foil Angel on your Flicker is the Platium Angel from the Mirroden Expansion from Magic the Gathering! Great update btw…jsut thought you should know about the angel thing…yeah i’m gonan go geek out somewhere else.
The suspicion among some for a while has been that Hellscream has basically been undermining Thrall, and Thrall was letting him get away with it for some reason. The fluff for Cataclysm has Hellscream starting up the war with the Alliance full time as soon as he becomes warchief which rather supports the suspicion.
Excellent comic Cadistra, I can honestly say that I laughed hard at this one. I agree, although I play ally as my main, I do have a cow druid at 75 atm, and an 80 cow dk.
Personally, I would use the exalted rep to go back and drop kick Varian, worst thing to happen to alliance since they let gnomes in.
finally Garrosh gets his ass beat, I only killd Thrall once (just for the achi and then declined all For the Alliance raids) i respect Thrall as he’s a smart leader for a brutish race. if Garrosh becomes Warchief in cata im gonna do more For The Alliance raids……love ur comics btw
Ah, yes, the damnable Hellscream. He’s basically the Horde’s version of Fandral, long overdue.
Hellscream’s bug-eyed expression, however, is priceless…
Now do the same and keep Wrynn from returning to the throne. Then we’ll all be happy and Onyxia will forever remain a weak, easy-to-farm gold machine! Two birds with one stone! Buy your Birdinator(tm) today.
@Skytotem: The way I see it, either Sylvanas was behind the Wrathgate, which means she’s a traitor to the Horde and killed Bolvar “Dragonpuncher” Fordragon (in addition to a major act of war against the Alliance), or she’s innocent and is thus so incompetent that she knew that Varimathras was a dreadlord and still somehow didn’t see the betrayal coming from 87 miles away. In the latter case, she really has no business watching over a bee in a jar, let along a sixth of the Horde’s forces.
Maybe it’s my WC3 nostalgia kicking in, but I prefer to think of Sylvanas with the non-incompetent reading.
…………*hugs kissless and cadistra before launching multible spells at garrosh* DIE EVIL ONE! the troll mage has spoken….*looks at garrosh’s corpse* and assissted in murder!
if Garrosh gets leader of the horde then i re assign my blood elves to neutral factions as Cenarion circle (and go after “death to the war chief achievement”)
make the elven race proud Kissless and beat his ass!! just remember to heal Thrall after this
No one’s mentioned this, so I decided it must be said…
“Oh sweet merciful Earthmother we just assorted the Warchief” and the image that goes with it will now and forever hold a special place in my heart. That made my day.
Hey, wasn’t the status of warchief achieved by trial of combat or something like that. I distinctly remember Thrall and Garosh fighting for it. Well, seeing she took down both contestants – ALL HAIL WARCHIEF KISSLESS! I’d proudly pledge my 3 orcs, 2 taurens and an undead to her rulership. My Blood Knight noe has new idol to look up to.
Just a note to all of you.. Staghelm actually has a good excuse to be an ass, after all his son was literally ripped apart infront of him in the war of the shifting sands that has to be worth some asshole points …. soo cut the guy some slack! As opposed to him Garrosh just said “Hey why don’t i act like an immature brat” there is a diffrence.
Cadistra, Kissless, i would kiss you both if i could, Garrosh has been needing a heaping helping of smack downs for ages. I have not liked the shithead since the Second Scourge Invasion, and every event that includes him makes me wish more and more that there was a /urinate emote so i could spam it on the young Hellscream. Every time i see Warchief Thrall and Garrosh in the same room, i just wish for Thrall to whip the Doomhammer out and give a thrashing like never before.
You know what I’m curious about… once Garrosh runs the show, I wonder how many people will actually protect him in Orgrimmar when the Alliance makes their runs for bear mounts.
Seems that Baine or Sylvanas is likely to win the title of “most defended faction leader.”
The last two panels: Win.
Wait what? Great Update, but I’m not getting it…
@Tibarus -
The joke is that Garrosh is a huge, tempermental asshole, now that Thrall ‘released his fury.’ When you first meet Garrosh in Garadar, he does nothing but whine and mope. Thrall snaps him out of his blues, but now he’s an uncontrollable tyrant within the Horde. Thus, the girls are ‘preventing’ him from ever coming to power.
awesome awesome. We’ve all wanted to abuse the timelines in caverns of time.
@Tibarus: They asked Nozdormu to send them back in time so they could prevent Garrosh from having as much impact in Azeroth as he has today (the slimy little bastard).
I FULLY AGREE WITH THIS COMIC AND USE OF EXALTED REPUTATION. ♥
Kissless seems to like doing the ‘dirty work’ O,o
Then again, I’m taking a queue after Ms. Paladin then! >3 *arms [Edge of Ruin]*
Actually, wouldn’t it be better to get the best person to straighten Garrosh like his dad, Grom? ;3
oh and the panel of Garrosh getting drop kicked by Kissless needs to be made into a wallpaper, i’d so use it!
1) Yes. Someone should’ve done this a long time ago.
2) My main is a paladin. We do indeed condone violence but we call them “crusades”.
As one of the biggest Bronze Dragonflight fanboys in the universe, I 100% endorse this comic.
Cadistra and Kissless are now my heroes! Wonderful update.
Cadistra and Kissless have the full support of this Alliance soldier too!
Love it. Now if they can knock some sense into Thrall so as not to make that idiot Garrosh leader of the Horde for cataclysm that would be great.
i so agree garrosh needs a proper trashing. Hes a dangerous maverick element that will oneday destabilise out golirious horde.
Kissless: DYNAMIC ENTRY!
Love it!
Garrosh and Thrall’s silly expressions made me lol REALLY hard irl. Thanks for the laugh
I also laughed at what Captain Howdy said about the crusades bit xD
Theres a noticeable increase in drawing skill from the first comic to now! Its really cool, I’m so proud lol <3
Oh boy, he really had it coming.
I’m not as devoutly Horde as others, because of several things. But two of those biggest things are Garrosh Hellscream (and the way Blizz seems to be trying to make him the new Warchief) and the Royal Apothecary Society. I mean, I’m a big softy druid and venerate the circle of life (cue cheesy music), and the RAS’ New Plague tends to make me go, “you guys have done WHAT?”
If you don’t mind me asking, Cadistra, what’s your opinion on the RAS?
Between Fandral Staghelm and Garosh Hellscream, I can’t decide who is the bigger douchebag (<- a term I don’t use very often ^_^). However yes, Garosh does need a proper beating.
The expressions on both Thralls and Garosh’s faces as they get owned is priceless. Don’t get in the way of Kissless!
omgomgomgomgomg…while i do not like the fact that kissless just lait the smackdown on Thrall….i was very pleased with the dropkicking of Hellscream…and Cadistra….sometimes violence *is*the answer…and hellscreams been asking for it…*loveloveLOVE*the dropkick panel!!!
awesome comic !
just one thing off : there seems to be an empty text bubble in panel 6, the one with the “MRRPH!” , as if Thrall was saying something….
@Baenhoof – Thank you! I’m glad I’ve gotten better! o^_^o
@Sukugaru – The RAS is creepy and self-serving. It’s a bit awkward to know that Sylvanas, while part of the Horde, almost openly advertises the fact that she fully intends to wipe out all life as we know it. So, as a druid, especially – not a big fan of the RAC.
@Lykofos – YES. Fandral Staghelm is also just as big a douchebag as Garrosh, just in a different way. HATE that guy. >_< @Sankto – Panel all fixed! Thanks for pointing that out!
OH Kissless that Tin Foil Angel on your Flicker is the Platium Angel from the Mirroden Expansion from Magic the Gathering! Great update btw…jsut thought you should know about the angel thing…yeah i’m gonan go geek out somewhere else.
ACK! I meant Cadistra Sorry Sorry!
Wonderful Comic. I love it!
LOL that was awesome! The Hammer of Judgment panel is hilarious.
Some of us are greatly looking forward to Garrosh leading us headfirst into war with the Alliance….
Regardless, another great comic, Cadi.
I didnt even think of using caverns of time!
All i did was go on my draenei, wait for garrosh to arrive in argent tournament and shouted “Oi! Garrosh, Your shit!”…
Ah, if NPC’s could talk, i’d be very unpopular.
The suspicion among some for a while has been that Hellscream has basically been undermining Thrall, and Thrall was letting him get away with it for some reason. The fluff for Cataclysm has Hellscream starting up the war with the Alliance full time as soon as he becomes warchief which rather supports the suspicion.
So yeah, that boy needs a beat down.
BTW – Kissless is my kind of paladin!
Excellent comic Cadistra, I can honestly say that I laughed hard at this one. I agree, although I play ally as my main, I do have a cow druid at 75 atm, and an 80 cow dk.
Personally, I would use the exalted rep to go back and drop kick Varian, worst thing to happen to alliance since they let gnomes in.
THIS. MUST. HAPPEN.
And I on’t know why, but I just can’t stop laughing at the sight of Thrall when he gets hit with the hammer of judgement.
finally Garrosh gets his ass beat, I only killd Thrall once (just for the achi and then declined all For the Alliance raids) i respect Thrall as he’s a smart leader for a brutish race. if Garrosh becomes Warchief in cata im gonna do more For The Alliance raids……love ur comics btw
Two possible “deleted scenes” for this comic:
1. Kissless: “Like, why did I suddenly get the Ambassador of the Alliance and Ambassador of the Horde achievements?”
2. Further down the timeline, Thrall and Varian (who are BFFs) combine to take down Arthas as MECHASHIVA.
OKAY!! I’m still laughing.
It’s even more fun knowing the LOLRP crush the @Warchief_Thrall has on @Cadistra.
ROFL!
Someone should make a avatar out of Thralls face when he gets hit. Garrosh too.
Ah, yes, the damnable Hellscream. He’s basically the Horde’s version of Fandral, long overdue.
Hellscream’s bug-eyed expression, however, is priceless…
Now do the same and keep Wrynn from returning to the throne. Then we’ll all be happy and Onyxia will forever remain a weak, easy-to-farm gold machine! Two birds with one stone! Buy your Birdinator(tm) today.
I wish this could happen, or at least someone could talk some sense into Garrosh… ah well, we’ll just have to bear with it for awhile.
(P.S. Sylvanas just wanted to use the Plauge on the Scourge and for defense, she didn’t want to betray the Horde, it was all Varimathras and Putress!)
INSTA-WIN!
Loving it <3 ^^
@Skytotem: The way I see it, either Sylvanas was behind the Wrathgate, which means she’s a traitor to the Horde and killed Bolvar “Dragonpuncher” Fordragon (in addition to a major act of war against the Alliance), or she’s innocent and is thus so incompetent that she knew that Varimathras was a dreadlord and still somehow didn’t see the betrayal coming from 87 miles away. In the latter case, she really has no business watching over a bee in a jar, let along a sixth of the Horde’s forces.
Maybe it’s my WC3 nostalgia kicking in, but I prefer to think of Sylvanas with the non-incompetent reading.
…………*hugs kissless and cadistra before launching multible spells at garrosh* DIE EVIL ONE! the troll mage has spoken….*looks at garrosh’s corpse* and assissted in murder!
wish my ally character was there to help
Beat him till his brain turns to mush Kissless!!!
if Garrosh gets leader of the horde then i re assign my blood elves to neutral factions as Cenarion circle (and go after “death to the war chief achievement”)
make the elven race proud Kissless and beat his ass!! just remember to heal Thrall after this
No one’s mentioned this, so I decided it must be said…
“Oh sweet merciful Earthmother we just assorted the Warchief” and the image that goes with it will now and forever hold a special place in my heart. That made my day.
*Assaulted, rather. While my day is made, my brain is apparently still scrambled.
Joining the Alliance I see. Well, We’ll be glad to take you in; you’re off to a get start!
Hey, wasn’t the status of warchief achieved by trial of combat or something like that. I distinctly remember Thrall and Garosh fighting for it. Well, seeing she took down both contestants – ALL HAIL WARCHIEF KISSLESS! I’d proudly pledge my 3 orcs, 2 taurens and an undead to her rulership. My Blood Knight noe has new idol to look up to.
Just a note to all of you.. Staghelm actually has a good excuse to be an ass, after all his son was literally ripped apart infront of him in the war of the shifting sands that has to be worth some asshole points …. soo cut the guy some slack! As opposed to him Garrosh just said “Hey why don’t i act like an immature brat” there is a diffrence.
Happy now?
*Chants*KICK.HIS.ASS!
KICK.HIS.ASS!
KICK.HIS.ASS!
Cadistra, Kissless, i would kiss you both if i could, Garrosh has been needing a heaping helping of smack downs for ages. I have not liked the shithead since the Second Scourge Invasion, and every event that includes him makes me wish more and more that there was a /urinate emote so i could spam it on the young Hellscream. Every time i see Warchief Thrall and Garrosh in the same room, i just wish for Thrall to whip the Doomhammer out and give a thrashing like never before.
You my good ladies, will have the support of all my existing and comming to exist Characters
You know what I’m curious about… once Garrosh runs the show, I wonder how many people will actually protect him in Orgrimmar when the Alliance makes their runs for bear mounts.
Seems that Baine or Sylvanas is likely to win the title of “most defended faction leader.”