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Moose are scary, I was walking in the forest one day and turned the corner and 20 feet away was the biggest bull I’ve seen. He just looked at me then walked away, I’m glad he wasn’t startled and decide to charge.
Eh, seen it in a nature film. Moose swim alot, though they can drown its just not often you’d see it.
@Justin – Your lucky that he really didn’t charge. The bulls can be a little violent especially on humans when snuck up on. Though you might had come across a sickly one. I found out that the moose is suckering now more then ever from Ticks. The winter cold is being drowned down and so ticks falling off the mouse’s body isn’t exactly dying when landing on the ground. Normally it’d fall in the snow, get frozen, die but the heat is keeping the ticks happily alive so they are jumping onto the large animals and sucking them dry. Pour things are being shot nearly on sight because of the infectious numbers of ticks. They’ll get larger then blueberries after they are done with the moose and could be in the number of thousands per animal. Thats how bad it supposedly gotten.
K: Hey, there’s a healing powerup at the blacksmith and it’s unguarded! Giddyup!
C: Yeah, yeah…wait, something’s not right…
K: Just go!
C: That doorway’s too nar…
K: Again!
C: 0_o…whatever you say, flying squirrel lady…nothing up my sleeve…presto…
Okay, that didn’t turn out right at all. Teach me to be all clever and taggy…
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Later, in Arathi Basin….
K: Hey, there’s a healing powerup at the blacksmith and it’s unguarded! Giddyup!
C: Yeah, yeah…wait, something’s not right…
K: Just go!
C: That doorway’s too nar…(tremendous crack as antlers meet walls)
(Momentum carries K over C and into the building. She grabs the powerup, does a perfect tuck-and roll through the other end, lands at the BS flag and starts capturing it)
K: Again!
C: 0_o…whatever you say, flying squirrel lady…nothing up my sleeve…presto…
(/bullwinkle)
(enters Emerald Dream)
Eh, I found kissless too. Thought after all the comics that Kissless was a rogue but cannot believe my eyes to find out.. she was a paladin. Geeze what a surprise to me.
@Delakando – LOL, really? You thought she was a rogue? Kissless is about as subtle as dumptruck! Plus, what rogue wears that much plate? =3
PS – Read the character bios! ^_~
Just noticed them earlier after my post. No offense I never seen a pally look as shifty as she did. I seen armor she’s wearing being worn by Rogues as well but thats practically before I’m killed by them. In the story line I never once seen her use any paladin powers like bubble, healing, or even using a single buff. *Shrug* if you ask me she’s more like a warrior if bloodelves could be one.
@Delakando – Well, if it bugs you that much, you’ll be seeing Kissless use her pally powers in the upcoming story arc.
Sorry again about any confusion. =/
Lol kelly don’t need to do something like that. It didn’t bug me just caught me by surprise. Guess I didn’t pay enough attention to her pally appearance. Then again me and paladins don’t get along well either. I hunt them down they hunt me down. We end up fighting for a long time ultimately for them to bubble and heal themselves while me I’m trying to figure out if I have a potion to survive the fight.
@Delakando – Aw hey, no worries. It’s okay – DK’s and I don’t play nicely together either. :<
Like I said, sorry about the confusion. When I thought about it, Cad has used her powers a-plenty, but not Kissless….but again, wait for the story arc! I guarantee there will be MUCH ass-kicking. =)
Lol, no problem at all. I used to write alot myself and in the first half I realized I never gave my characters any depth to them. In the end I kind of did something stupid and evolved my story line into its own universe ranging from not only the characters lives but the lives of their family, their history, their possible futures, their rivals, and even their species and how they came to be. Honestly I expect no one to go into that much depth since I always get carried away. I hope to read your upcoming arc soon. Though I might get caught up in my own forum post and begin my own story line of your characters
Where the eh do you guys lives!?! You have all of those moose and beaver and goose stories!! I never saw any of those beside on the Discovery channel! ^^
@Batzertzul – We live in British Columbia’s Lower Mainland, but I’ve been up in Northern BC a few times. Also, there’s a lot of forest and trails near the small city where I grew up. Vancouver is much more ‘inner city,’ but once you get closer to the islands you hit wild country again.
So yes, I’m being completely serious when I saw we get bears and cougars wandering around and attacking people. :3
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Great avatar pic there from Kissless
Hee hee, cute. And I notice Cadistra is a little horny.
…I mena she has little horns. That’s what I meant. -cough-
LOL!! Your way to awesome!! I was tired, but after reading this and having a good belly laugh, I’m now exhausted. ROFL!!
Thanks!! I REALLY needed this.
Moose are scary, I was walking in the forest one day and turned the corner and 20 feet away was the biggest bull I’ve seen. He just looked at me then walked away, I’m glad he wasn’t startled and decide to charge.
If only a Moose form was avaliable in WoW, then people wouldn’t PVP-bully Cady T,T
Worse case: Moose hunting season in WoW. Darn Hunters.
And yes, you HAVE to love Kissless being such a ‘Die Hard’ fan =3
Ah-new druid form! But…can it swim?
I think moose can swim… I just don’t know how well. Anyone know about a moose drowning?
Eh, seen it in a nature film. Moose swim alot, though they can drown its just not often you’d see it.
@Justin – Your lucky that he really didn’t charge. The bulls can be a little violent especially on humans when snuck up on. Though you might had come across a sickly one. I found out that the moose is suckering now more then ever from Ticks. The winter cold is being drowned down and so ticks falling off the mouse’s body isn’t exactly dying when landing on the ground. Normally it’d fall in the snow, get frozen, die but the heat is keeping the ticks happily alive so they are jumping onto the large animals and sucking them dry. Pour things are being shot nearly on sight because of the infectious numbers of ticks. They’ll get larger then blueberries after they are done with the moose and could be in the number of thousands per animal. Thats how bad it supposedly gotten.
ZOMG that panel with chibi Kissless above the “New Druid Form” panel – NYORO~N!
Later, in Arathi Basin….
K: Hey, there’s a healing powerup at the blacksmith and it’s unguarded! Giddyup!
C: Yeah, yeah…wait, something’s not right…
K: Just go!
C: That doorway’s too nar…
K: Again!
C: 0_o…whatever you say, flying squirrel lady…nothing up my sleeve…presto…
Okay, that didn’t turn out right at all. Teach me to be all clever and taggy…
*****************
Later, in Arathi Basin….
K: Hey, there’s a healing powerup at the blacksmith and it’s unguarded! Giddyup!
C: Yeah, yeah…wait, something’s not right…
K: Just go!
C: That doorway’s too nar…(tremendous crack as antlers meet walls)
(Momentum carries K over C and into the building. She grabs the powerup, does a perfect tuck-and roll through the other end, lands at the BS flag and starts capturing it)
K: Again!
C: 0_o…whatever you say, flying squirrel lady…nothing up my sleeve…presto…
(/bullwinkle)
(enters Emerald Dream)
Oh my gawd yay.
Another WoW comic to consume my life.
Can’t…
stop…
laughing…
*insert Bullwinkle voice here* It’s a MOOSE! *giggles uncontrollably*
OH MAN
We totally need two draenei (male and female) going about ‘moose and squirrel!’
GOOOO MOOSEFORM.. Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!!
Eh, I found kissless too. Thought after all the comics that Kissless was a rogue but cannot believe my eyes to find out.. she was a paladin. Geeze what a surprise to me.
@Delakando – LOL, really? You thought she was a rogue? Kissless is about as subtle as dumptruck! Plus, what rogue wears that much plate? =3
PS – Read the character bios! ^_~
@Delakando Look at the shoulder, see the tabbard…what’s there to miss out Kissless’ a Pally O.o” And I did mention about her wearing plate though.
What would happen if Kissless was really a Rouge? More mayhem? O_O”
Just noticed them earlier after my post. No offense I never seen a pally look as shifty as she did. I seen armor she’s wearing being worn by Rogues as well but thats practically before I’m killed by them. In the story line I never once seen her use any paladin powers like bubble, healing, or even using a single buff. *Shrug* if you ask me she’s more like a warrior if bloodelves could be one.
@Delakando – Here’s her buff : ‘Epic Snuggles 2.0 on Cruise Mode’ =3 http://woweh.com/?p=153
@Delakando – Well, if it bugs you that much, you’ll be seeing Kissless use her pally powers in the upcoming story arc.
Sorry again about any confusion. =/
NICE! MOOSE RULES
!BTW I like your art its cool.
Lol kelly don’t need to do something like that. It didn’t bug me just caught me by surprise. Guess I didn’t pay enough attention to her pally appearance. Then again me and paladins don’t get along well either. I hunt them down they hunt me down. We end up fighting for a long time ultimately for them to bubble and heal themselves while me I’m trying to figure out if I have a potion to survive the fight.
@Delakando – Aw hey, no worries. It’s okay – DK’s and I don’t play nicely together either. :<
Like I said, sorry about the confusion. When I thought about it, Cad has used her powers a-plenty, but not Kissless….but again, wait for the story arc! I guarantee there will be MUCH ass-kicking. =)
Lol, no problem at all. I used to write alot myself and in the first half I realized I never gave my characters any depth to them. In the end I kind of did something stupid and evolved my story line into its own universe ranging from not only the characters lives but the lives of their family, their history, their possible futures, their rivals, and even their species and how they came to be. Honestly I expect no one to go into that much depth since I always get carried away. I hope to read your upcoming arc soon. Though I might get caught up in my own forum post and begin my own story line of your characters
Paladins kick ass !I kill alliance all the time i dont have any problems whit them….well except the 80lv
Heh, love it. I wish I could draw that well.
Has anyone ever told you that your comic’s style is similar to the Bearenstein Bears? Maybe it’s just me… >.>
@Skreeran – The…the Bearenstein Bears?! Ummmm…..I…don’t know what to say to that. Thanks..? LOL
Kissless’s face in the “Next druid form!” panel was priceless.
first beavers now mooseknuckles?! PERVERT
Where the eh do you guys lives!?! You have all of those moose and beaver and goose stories!! I never saw any of those beside on the Discovery channel! ^^
@Batzertzul – We live in British Columbia’s Lower Mainland, but I’ve been up in Northern BC a few times. Also, there’s a lot of forest and trails near the small city where I grew up. Vancouver is much more ‘inner city,’ but once you get closer to the islands you hit wild country again.
So yes, I’m being completely serious when I saw we get bears and cougars wandering around and attacking people. :3
…..MOOOSE!
Oh the humanity! Imagine that with any size boost.
Moose Powa!!
@Damius if Sentinels. Imagine this as a tauren mount with size boost
I would give up my warlock for a druid moose form!
the 4th panel, AMAZING ;D made me laugh so hard x)
been reading through these, love your work, keep it up
Okay, I want a moose mount now.
First the canadian goose, then the scandinavian goose.. whats next?
….Moooosssse! Gimme! *tackleglomps*
Supposedly, mouse mounts exist in Cataclysm.
Honestly, the funniest part was Cadistra’s very drawled out “Yes” coupled with that facial expression.