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A Well Thought-Out Route

February 22nd, 2009 | by Kelly
Posted In: comics
└ Tags: blood elf, Cadistra, gank, Kissless, night elf, olympics, rogue, tauren, world of warcraft

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  1. Pattmyn
    Pattmyn
    February 22, 2009 at 10:56 pm | #

    LAWL! Oh god, life on a PVP server. I don’t miss it one bit.

  2. Kelly
    Kelly
    February 22, 2009 at 11:03 pm | #

    Thanks for making me jealous… >=( (stealths to hide from more gankers)

  3. Anea
    Anea
    February 23, 2009 at 12:06 am | #

    Ha – he really didn’t think things through! I had my stint on a PvP server – I am definitely NOT going back. Ever.

    …

    *whispers* ever

  4. Lara
    Lara
    February 23, 2009 at 12:46 am | #

    I like how ‘ganl’ and ‘unstealth’ are like sound effects xP
    and that Night-elf’s clothing could blind ya (yellow with purple?!)

  5. Joe
    Joe
    February 23, 2009 at 12:50 am | #

    Good old “Sunreaver’s Choice” Instant Ramen*. Now available in four flavors – Original, Mana Wyrm, Vegetarian, and new Dragonhawk X-Treme!

    *May contain 5,000% of the RDA of sodium. Please check your biochemistry before purchase.

  6. Delakando
    Delakando
    February 23, 2009 at 1:24 am | #

    Lol, makes me wonder on if I should go Alliance on your server just to get revenge for all nightelf kind. You did that on purpose didn’t you >:P

    Whew!! Just did a count on all of my materials for my upgrades. Didn’t take it seriously and now I’m paying for it. X.x; seriously.

    28 Titanium Bars – 6 bars
    7 Frozen Orbs – 3 Orbs
    10 Eternal Earths – Completed
    21 Eternal Air – 10 airs
    15 Eternal Waters – 10 waters
    22 Eternal Fire – 6 Fires
    10 Eternal Life – 4 Lifes
    16 Eternal Shadows – Completed
    2 walnut stocks – None
    40 Nerubian Chitins – None
    16 Dragon’s Eyes – None
    20 saronite Bars – Completed
    24 Cobalt Bars – None
    3 Crystallized Waters – Wait until after waters
    3 sun crystal – 1 crystal
    3 autum’s glow – 2 glow

  7. Delakando
    Delakando
    February 23, 2009 at 1:26 am | #

    This new Duel Speccing is going to be a wicked and cruel mistress to all of those who thought, “oh we can be a Tank and DPS by just using the lexicon of power and still be able to go right back without spending 50g for each respec!”. Little did they know that if you choose to be a duel speccer.. you chose to Duel Armor and Gear yourself. X.x;

  8. Chibikeni
    Chibikeni
    February 23, 2009 at 3:21 am | #

    Could be worse, getting ganked by an Undead rouge and getting your corpse eaten while you’re running back, om nom nom.. O.o *highfives Kelly for the win!*

    And I’m surprised Kissless can detect that Night Elf from that distance, she must have some sort of ‘Hot Guys’ radar under that plate gears of hers! Even I can’t see Night Elves from that distance without a scope or camera distance at max! =.=”

  9. Kelly
    Kelly
    February 23, 2009 at 8:24 am | #

    @Joe – HA! You noticed the instant noodles! I didn’t think anyone would…lol. /high five
    @Delakando – It wasn’t MY fault! I did an impromptu Twitter poll for who the Ally runner would be, and everyone said NE! =3
    @Chibikeni – Hmmm….yeah…that’s true….at least he didn’t get eaten. Not like his day could get any worse. X3
    Also yes – Kissless has a special talent, ‘Track Hot Guys.’ It’s…um….in the *mumble mumble* talent tree….

  10. jurandr
    jurandr
    February 23, 2009 at 9:06 am | #

    Maybe it’s just the Troll within me, but I think Kissless’s talent is “track potential food” rather than “track hot guys”

  11. Chibikeni
    Chibikeni
    February 23, 2009 at 11:02 am | #

    @Jurandr – I think its the Troll within you mon, must had too much gnomes with green and purple mohawks for yesterday’s dinner. *got the mohawk idea from the Troll ganking the N.Elf torch runner in the comic*

    And I thought this kind of tracking was part of a Druid’s specialty, Kelly o.O” Now all the female druids would be scrambling for that skill in school soon!

  12. Mc
    Mc
    February 23, 2009 at 2:34 pm | #

    That’s how it goes. You go by, the crazy rogue kills you. You rezz, he ganks and that goes on for the rest of the evening (unless you have some high-level friends). The gankers on our realm (Ravenholdt EU) are even worse. They don’t just gank one, they gank many. If I bought 2 lvl 80 friends against a rogue, we’d probably lose. It sucks.

    *Wondering what “gank” sounds*

  13. Anyuska
    Anyuska
    February 24, 2009 at 2:06 pm | #

    Considering I play on a PVP server as a shaman, I can’t help but feel a little bad for him.

    Then again, I get to thunderstorm people off of Wyrmrest Temple, Various exciting storm peaks locations and off of cliffs all around northrend so it’s not too bad. :D

    Does make me wish Taurens had stealth of some sort though. :(

  14. Kelly
    Kelly
    February 24, 2009 at 5:39 pm | #

    @Anyuska – That’s the thing – tauren rogues are SO GOOD that they NEVER show themselves. It would tarnish their flawless reputation. =3
    Also, the idea of thunderstorming people off of very high places fills me with glee. Girlish glee. =O

  15. Chibikeni
    Chibikeni
    February 24, 2009 at 6:21 pm | #

    @ Kelly – You know rouges uses a billy-club to sap humanoids… If a tauren rouge goes up to a mob, he might need to use a whole tree totem to ’sap’ the living daylights outta the poor fella, goes like “…WHAM!..” and sneak ‘quietly’ after that. >3

    Does make me recall alot of incidents where I was mining on high places and people like shaman, moonkins and shadow priests making me pushed off the cliffs, died falling, rezzing back and seeing my mine node gone >.< For the love of Leroy, we Warriors should be getting knockback attacks!

  16. Anyuska
    Anyuska
    February 25, 2009 at 3:35 pm | #

    @Kelly- God you are fast with these replies. Thanks. :D

    Anyway, I’d imagine that they’d need slippers to mask the fact that hooves are notoriously loud on hard surfaces…which is just a funny thought in and of itself.

  17. Kelly
    Kelly
    February 25, 2009 at 4:03 pm | #

    @Anuyuska – I’m stealthy at work…I like to see how the site’s doing. ^_~
    Hmm…good point. I wonder if it sounds like horse hooves on pavement or something?
    Tauren rogue: *CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP
    Unaware Ally: “Hmm…is someone there?”
    Maybe those booties utility repairmen wear over their shoes? =D

  18. wolfpeter
    wolfpeter
    February 26, 2009 at 5:21 am | #

    I dont like rogue <:( they scare me

  19. Delakando
    Delakando
    February 27, 2009 at 2:47 pm | #

    @Wolfpeter.. unless it was my Rogue then you’d think he’s cute until he randomly blows up. I designed him to be well an engineer but I stopped playing him when I realized I just basically made on the game a tiny little suicide bomber. His name is Vashnak but since he’s a gnome engineer rogue I figured I’d rename him one of these days as ‘Achmed”

  20. kozom
    kozom
    March 1, 2009 at 12:03 pm | #

    brilliant as always :D

  21. Anyuska
    Anyuska
    March 1, 2009 at 3:02 pm | #

    Probably a very very heavy clopping due to the fact that Tauren are pretty heavy. I guess that makes the Ninja-like running from rooftop to rooftop pretty fail. They’d probably get to one house and then fall straight through the roof.

    ..That’d be pretty funny to see though. XD

    …I should really join the forums…

  22. Kelly
    Kelly
    March 1, 2009 at 3:29 pm | #

    @Anyuska – Please do join the forums! The more the merrier! =D
    Also – that sounds like a bad ‘Tenchu’ outtake. XD

  23. Chibikeni
    Chibikeni
    March 1, 2009 at 9:47 pm | #

    Ninja Gaiden x Tenchu meets ‘l33t Tauren Ninja’ X3

  24. Cetas
    Cetas
    April 28, 2009 at 12:56 pm | #

    Just found your comic on the Webcomics Index I use, am loving it so far. Had to comment on this because I just joined a PVP server (after being on a PVE for 4 years) and I ended up making a troll rogue, haven’t been ganked yet but I think I just have been lucky.

  25. Destructicus
    Destructicus
    June 1, 2009 at 3:51 am | #

    Ok this is by far the funniest rogue gank joke I’ve ever seen. Nice job!

  26. The Guest
    The Guest
    July 28, 2009 at 6:52 am | #

    It may sounds hard…
    But sometimes, ganking for Hours and ruin other Players Fun is the only Method to get back at Blizzard, for ruining Fun with some several Classes, destroying Exploiting, make PvP static and boring…

    Ganking is a good Method to let others in… in the Suffering. So maybe Blizzard would think about a change of many Thousands of Players would go ganking after every stupid Patch ;3

  27. Agran
    Agran
    February 21, 2010 at 2:55 pm | #

    hehehe PvP server, it bring back memories

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