Archive for April, 2009
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Today’s quick little blog post is all about everyone’s favourite Old God, Yogg-Saron!
If you follow me on Twitter (I’m @Cadistra – come and say hi!), then you have undoubtedly seen the trials, tribulations, and wacky adventures I’ve had with Yogg-Saron (@yoggsaron…he loves followers! And DEMENTIA!). The oddly cute and semi-socially awkward Old-God-turned-plushy has warmed the hearts of everyone! *sniff*
To start, we’ve got an adorable song written by the resident lore expert, Tharion Greyseer of Lorecrafted! It’s to the tune of Jonathan Coulton’s ‘Code Monkey.’ I thought it was the cutest thing I have ever read…I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! ^_^
Yogg-Saron
(to be sung to the tune of “Code Monkey,” by Jonathan Coulton)
Yogg-Saron get up get raided,
Yogg-Saron give out loot.
Yogg-Saron very frustrated,
He want give raiders boot.
Raiders want way too many shiny things,
But their patience stink.
Their strat not functional nor elegant!
What the fel they think?
Yogg-Saron think maybe raiders want
Stop their QQing so much today!
Yogg-Saron not post it … online!
Yogg-Saron just ‘fwarbles’, not whines!
Yogg-Saron like madness!
Yogg-Saron like schizophrenia!
Yogg-Saron very simple god,
With big cold frozen secret heart.
Yogg-Saron like you.
Yogg-Saron like you…
Yogg-Saron hang around in Mulgore,
Tell you hair smell real nice.
Yogg-Saron offer destroy bad guys,
Freeze ‘em up in some ice.
You say no thank you for destruction ’cause,
It may make you bad.
Anyway you busy with the druid stuff,
No time for that!
Yogg-Saron have long slog back to Ulduar,
He plops down into the earth.
Yogg-Saron not thinking so straight,
Yogg-Saron not feelin’ so great…
Yogg-Saron like madness!
Yogg-Saron like schizophrenia!
Yogg-Saron very simple god,
With big cold frozen secret heart.
Yogg-Saron like you.
Yogg-Saron like you … lots.
Yogg-Saron had every reason,
To get out his place.
Yogg-Saron want to keep on flailing,
See your soft pretty face.
Used to want go mad, destroy Azeroth!
Take bath, take nap.
All death was filling like a smorgasbord,
Many lives to thwap.
Yogg-Saron think someday he have everything,
Even pretty taur’n like you…
Yogg-Saron just waiting … for now.
Yogg-Saron say someday … somehow!
Yogg-Saron like madness!
Yogg-Saron like schizophrenia!
Yogg-Saron very simple god,
With big cold frozen secret heart.
Yogg-Saron like you.
Yogg-Saron like you…
Let’s have a round of applause for Tharion! Quite the musically inclined demon hunter, eh? 
This next little tidbit was actually brought to us courtesy of The Last Guardian of Tirisfal (“that’s MR. Last Guardian, to you), Medivh! This is a forum thread over on MMO-Champion, and…well…let’s just say Yogg-Saron + movie posters = ….go see for yourself. ^_~
Finally, I was asked to make a ‘working blueprint’ of the Yogg-Saron doll from a previous picture…apparently, there are already a few in production. X3 I can’t wait to see them!
SPAYING AND NEUTERING!
~Kelly
EDIT: ….Aaaaaannnd I just noticed that I already posted the link to the Yogg-Saron plush doll in the previous blog post. I’m sorry…I’m tired and senile. ;_;
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Alrighty! So prints number 7 and 8 are the Forsaken Warlock and the Dwarf Hunter. I won’t say how many revisions the dwarf went under before I was even somewhat content with it. =/
Dwarves! Bears! Succubi! Rawr!
~Kelly
Here’s the Human Priest and the Orc Warrior. I like how the human turned out, although she is a bit too ‘anime-ish,’ but oh well. Also – warrior. Really cool pose in my head, turned into a cluster-f*ck at the end. This cow desperately needs to go back into life drawing. =(
Also – Happy Birthday, Medros! Here’s to many more happy and successful years with All Things Azeroth!
We didn’t start the flame war
~Kelly
Today I’m previewing the Tauren Druid and the Draenei Paladin. Sorry again for the poor quality. ^_^;
More to come as I finish them!
Iron Chef Cadistra
~Kelly
Hey all!
Here’s some links I’ve gathered throughout the week that I were pretty keen! So here they are:
-The ‘How Addicted to WoW Are You?’ quiz. Mine was 61%. I…don’t know if that’s good or bad, considering I make a webcomic based off of the freaking game.
- The mp3 of ‘Ulduar’! This is the song from that sweet sweet machinema video I posted last weekend. Now to figure out how to download it…
- The WoW Insider fanart contest! I probably won’t enter, but I thought I should help spread the word for all those wanting to try!
- An interesting study about women and PC gaming. Slightly misleading, but interesting. The game/web company I work for considers women aged 35-70 our target audience, so it’s interesting to see WoW among the casual games that many adult women do play.
- Finally, a small follow-up for not only last week’s post about chillin’ out, but for everything else in life. Spring is the time of rebirth and new beginnings!
Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting
~Kelly
